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Although she's gone,
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Edna will always be a
beloved part of our dojo.
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She may have been 102, but she could
still hi-yah with the best of 'em.
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And finally...
- (Clearing throat)
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(Continues loudly)
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Rudy, would you like to say something?
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What?! No, I don't... I don't
even know what I... It's fine.
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Okay then, in conclusion...
well, if you insist, I mean...
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We're here, so... (Clears throat)
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(Somber string music playing)
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Edna.
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"E" is for energetic.
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"D" is for darling.
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"N" is for neck because she had one.
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The "n" s are hard for me.
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And "a" is for awesome.
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(Light applause)
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And now for her last name.
Girschenmeyerflugenbompter.
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"G" is for... Rudy, thank you.
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Now a few words from her favorite
sparring partner, Milton Krupnick.
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It feels like only yesterday that
Edna looked me in the eye and said,
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"Eat mat, beanpole!"
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To make sure she's here in spirit
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to spar with us for
many more years to come,
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I present the Edna Girschenmeyerflugenbompter
memorial sparring partner.
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- "G" is for...
- Both: Rudy.
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That's the face she made when
she was in her... Beast mode.
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(Soft murmurs)
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It's got a recording
of Edna's grunts inside.
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So please, as you leave,
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say good-bye to Edna the
way she would have wanted.
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(Grunting)
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(Grunts)
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Gentlemen, I was Edna's lawyer.
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Jack's the sensei in charge. Sue him.
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No, I'm here to let you know that
the three of you are in her will.
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And Edna was a very wealthy woman.
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That's not important.
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What matters is Edna was a beautiful soul.
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And how much money are
we talking about, now?
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I'll come by tomorrow and
tell you what she's left you.
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- Yes!
- We're gonna be rich.
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Guys, please.
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We just lost Edna, all right?
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Have a little respect.
You should be ashamed.
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KaChing!
- Winner winner!
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Show me the money!
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(Rock music playing)
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Don't you get all tough with me
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I'm saying won't you
come kick it with me?
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and we could have a
ball, run up the wall
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that's just how we do
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and no matter how
much I chop and punch
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it's not as cool as
kickin' it with you
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here we go, let's start the party
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chop it up like it's karate
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everybody
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won't you come kick it with me?
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and we could have a
ball, run up the wall
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that's just how we do
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and no matter how
much I chop and punch
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it's not as cool as
kickin' it with you.
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This is so exciting.
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I can't believe Edna named us in her will.
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(Whimpering)
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I just heard about Edna.
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Oh, I loved her more than anything.
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You're not in the will, Jerry.
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I'm going bowling.
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You know, since I was her
favorite sparring partner,
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Edna probably left me a
little more money than you.
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What are you talking
about? I did her a favor
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and took her granddaughter to a dance...
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which was kind of weird,
'cause hazel was 63.
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You know, maybe we
should just listen to Rudy
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and not spin out about some money
we don't have.
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I just found an island online.
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I am going to buy it
and declare myself king!
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Let me guess... king of the island guy.
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There's one at every will reading.
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Edna's been very generous with her fortune.
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So far today, I've given away a yacht...
(Gasping)
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A helicopter...
And a diamond the size of my foot.
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Mm, I've been looking for a foot diamond.
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"To Rudy Gillespie... Jack brewer,
and Milton krupnick, I leave ten..."
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Million dollars.
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Ten million dollars! We're rich!
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(Exclaiming and laughing)
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Actually, it's ten acres of land.
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Worth ten million dollars!
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(Laughing)
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Well, it is in paradise valley.
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You hear that, boys?
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We're going to paradise.
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- (Laughing)
- Yeah!
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(Wolf howling)
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You hear that, boys?
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We're leaving paradise.
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You know, Edna didn't leave me in her will
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because when I sparred with
her, I kept it real, yo.
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I mean, sure, it resulted in a broken hip,
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but, hey, we went right back
to sparring once I healed.
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There's a story about Edna in the paper.
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She swam with the sharks.
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She climbed mount Seaford.
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And she made a fortune running
her cluck-a-doodle donut shop.
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I'll never forget her in that rooster suit
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outside her store, squatting
out a dozen donut holes.
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Doesn't get any fresher than that.
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Edna knew how to live.
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All the Phil does is work.
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I will never get to do all the things
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that I want to get to do
that I never get to do.
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Well, like what, Phil?
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Three things... "A" I
want to do the skydive.
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"B," I want to be on the TV.
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And three, I want to meet famous
action star Sylvester Stallion.
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You know what, Phil... I'm going
to help you do those things.
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Really, Jerry?
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Thank you.
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Because of you, I will finally be
the man that I always wanted to be.
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Hey, kids
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The magic birthday
princess is here!
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(All cheering)
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Kickin' it with you!
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Why would Edna leave us
a worthless piece of land?
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I was so nice to her.
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Were you? Every time she
changed out of her gi,
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you would use her support
hose to drain your pasta.
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Good afternoon!
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Now, Mr. poindexter said that you're
the cowpokes Edna left her land to.
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Yes, indeedy, we are said poked cows.
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I saw you boys on your land earlier today.
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Is everything all right?
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Because I heard a woman scream.
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Yes.
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Yes, that was a woman.
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Rudy, that was...
- a woman...
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Who screamed because she had
never seen a tumbleweed before
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and thought it was capable
of biting him... her.
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I'm Doyle Bronson.
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I own the ranch next door.
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I'm sure you city boys have no
use for ten acres of scrub brush.
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How about I do you a favor
and give you $1,000 for it?
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- That's fantastic.
- I would love to.
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No no no no no. We are
not interested in selling.
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Thank you.
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Rudy, we have a chance to dump
that worthless piece of land
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and make some real money.
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Oh... Young, naive Jack.
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Business negotiations are like a dance.
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And you're about ready to watch
me do a tango with that man.
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It looks like you aren't
interested in selling.
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That's too bad. Take care, y'all.
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Y'all take care of yourselves also, y'all.
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Rudy, he's getting away.
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Look, relax.
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He's going to go to his car,
pretend like he's leaving,
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turn around, come back,
and double his offer.
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He's walking to his car.
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And the dance begins.
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He's getting in his car.
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Ole.
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- (Engine running)
- And he just drove off.
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What? Oh, no, what have I done?!
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- (Car accelerating)
- Hey!
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Come back!
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We haven't finished our tango.
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Come on, man. Dance with me!
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There's something weird
going on here, Rudy.
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Why would he offer us 1,000 bucks
for that worthless piece of land?
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Yeah. Maybe you're right, Milton.
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Maybe it's not worthless.
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Nope. It's totally worthless.
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There's nothing here.
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Nothing here!
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(Thuds loudly)
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There is something here.
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A big, giant hole.
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And you found it.
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Oh, Jerry, thank you for getting me on TV.
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Yo, quiet quiet quiet.
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It's on.
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(Jaunty music playing)
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I know what I smell, and it's bacon.
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Oh. I'm sorry. We're back.
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Welcome to "Chap Chat."
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I'm chappy Chapman.
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Up next is a segment that I did earlier
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with local businessman falafel Phil.
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Woman: This is a test of the
seaford emergency network system.
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(Sustained beeping)
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What... what is happening?
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What is with the...
ah...
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Well, don't worry, Phil. I'm sure
they'll cut right back to you.
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There'll be plenty of
time left in the show.
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That's all the time we
have leno one saw my face.
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I was not on the TV.
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What about my list?
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Don't worry, Phil. Look, I
promise I'll get you on next week.
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Unfortunately, there will be no next week.
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I've been cancelled.
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My boss thinks, and I quote,
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I'm a "narcissistic, mustachioed,
hulking freak who doesn't belong on TV."
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Wellknow Wha ed... I'll
show you hulking freak!
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Aah!
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(Sustained beeping)
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Whoa.
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What is this place?
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Anyone want to ask if I'm all right?
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I've got a stalagmite lodged in
my... looks like a series of tunnels.
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Is there anything mentioned
about it on the land deed?
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(Whispering)
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Guys, look at the wall.
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This isn't just a deed. It's a secret map.
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No no no. It's more than that.
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It's also... A bunny.
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Look, now it's the eiffel tower.
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Rudy, this is no time... whoa.
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That's some solid shadow work.
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Guys, these aren't just tunnels.
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This is a gold mine.
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Edna did like us.
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We're rich. We're rich!
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- We're rich, we're rich, we're rich!
- Yes!
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(Thuds)
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I have got to stop jumping.
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(Creaking)
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(Gasps)
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Four... Five.
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This is it.
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This is the fifth support timber.
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According to Edna's map,
the last vein of gold
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in the mine should be in this section.
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All right, now, before we get
started, I just want to say
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that when people come into sudden
wealth, it can sometimes change 'em.
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Friends have been known
to turn on one another.
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The miners called it "gold fever."
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Yeah, and... I just want
you to know that that's...
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Exactly what's going to happen to me.
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Rudy, we're not going to do those things.
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Oh, no. I definitely am. Yeah.
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We haven't found a single nugget yet,
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and I'm already thinking
of ways to get rid of you.
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Join me, Milton.
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We can take down Jack.
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I'm not doing that.
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Join me, Jack.
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We can take down Milton.
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We are partners.
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Whatever we find, we'll put
in a pile and split three ways.
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Let's get to work.
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- Guys guys, I see gold.
- Me too.
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00:12:06,259 --> 00:12:08,394
Nothing on this end.
256
00:12:12,432 --> 00:12:15,200
Don't worry, Chuck. I
am trained professional.
257
00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:16,619
I will get your retainer back.
258
00:12:16,653 --> 00:12:19,572
I never ever stick my
hands in the ball return.
259
00:12:19,606 --> 00:12:20,656
It's very very dangerous.
260
00:12:20,690 --> 00:12:23,542
I use my head.
261
00:12:23,577 --> 00:12:26,245
(Groaning)
262
00:12:26,279 --> 00:12:30,449
Oh! There is the retainer,
and, okay... And... oh! Oh, no.
263
00:12:30,467 --> 00:12:31,650
Oh, no! I'm stuck!
264
00:12:31,685 --> 00:12:34,303
Chuck, Chuck, go get your mommy.
265
00:12:34,337 --> 00:12:35,471
Go!
266
00:12:35,505 --> 00:12:37,573
Yo, Phil. Phil, check it.
267
00:12:37,607 --> 00:12:39,458
Sylvester stallion was
in town for the premiere
268
00:12:39,492 --> 00:12:40,643
of his new movie "Crocky II."
269
00:12:40,677 --> 00:12:42,311
I got him to come by so he could meet you.
270
00:12:42,345 --> 00:12:43,512
What?!
271
00:12:43,563 --> 00:12:45,431
(Mumbling) You know, whenever I'm in town,
272
00:12:45,465 --> 00:12:47,349
I always do what I can for my fans.
273
00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:48,484
You know what I'm saying?
274
00:12:48,518 --> 00:12:50,686
No, I really don't.
275
00:12:50,737 --> 00:12:54,323
Uh, hey, Stallion... tell me,
are you as pretty in person
276
00:12:54,357 --> 00:12:55,691
as you are in the moving picture?
277
00:12:55,742 --> 00:12:59,578
Yo, I can't understand a
word this guy is saying.
278
00:13:00,664 --> 00:13:02,498
Gotta go.
279
00:13:02,532 --> 00:13:06,251
No, come back! Stallion, don't go!
280
00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:08,170
Jerry, get me out of here.
281
00:13:08,204 --> 00:13:10,422
Oh, wait wait wait. I just got an idea.
282
00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:15,327
The ball will come back up
the return and pop you out.
283
00:13:15,345 --> 00:13:16,512
What? No.
284
00:13:16,546 --> 00:13:19,298
Jerry, no. That's a very bad idea.
285
00:13:19,332 --> 00:13:21,216
A very bad... (Groans)
286
00:13:23,553 --> 00:13:25,220
Good news, Chuck.
287
00:13:25,271 --> 00:13:26,555
I found your retainer.
288
00:13:26,606 --> 00:13:28,273
(Thuds)
289
00:13:31,394 --> 00:13:34,530
All right, guys... let's take a break,
290
00:13:34,564 --> 00:13:37,650
dump our buckets of gold in this
wheelbarrow, and see how much we got.
291
00:13:41,521 --> 00:13:43,455
- Impressive.
- Nice.
292
00:13:43,490 --> 00:13:45,240
All right. (SIGHS)
293
00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:50,212
That's what I'm talking about.
294
00:13:50,246 --> 00:13:51,530
- Wow.
- All right.
295
00:13:51,548 --> 00:13:54,550
Stand back, boys. It's
time for the mother lode.
296
00:13:57,504 --> 00:13:59,555
(Groans)
297
00:13:59,589 --> 00:14:01,390
- All right.
- (Grunts)
298
00:14:04,260 --> 00:14:06,562
Cha-Ching!
299
00:14:06,596 --> 00:14:08,597
Time for that three-way split.
300
00:14:08,648 --> 00:14:11,183
Hey, not so fast, Rudy.
301
00:14:11,217 --> 00:14:13,235
We've been working the
same vein for two hours.
302
00:14:13,269 --> 00:14:16,522
I get a bucketful, Milton gets a
bucketful, and you get a pebble?
303
00:14:18,224 --> 00:14:19,491
Jack's right. You're hoarding it.
304
00:14:19,526 --> 00:14:21,577
How dare you.
305
00:14:21,611 --> 00:14:25,197
I don't have to stand here and
listen to you call me a thief.
306
00:14:28,251 --> 00:14:30,202
(Jingling)
307
00:14:34,257 --> 00:14:36,341
If he's stealing gold,
then I'm taking this.
308
00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:37,593
If it wasn't for me being
able to read the map,
309
00:14:37,627 --> 00:14:39,244
there wouldn't be any gold.
310
00:14:39,262 --> 00:14:40,412
Hey, whoa!
311
00:14:40,430 --> 00:14:44,299
Once we got here, I was the
one who did most of the work.
312
00:14:44,350 --> 00:14:45,684
Hey, we never even
would have found the gold
313
00:14:45,719 --> 00:14:49,254
if I hadn't been smart enough
to accidentally fall down a hole.
314
00:14:49,272 --> 00:14:50,556
What?
315
00:14:50,590 --> 00:14:52,274
It's mine.
316
00:14:52,308 --> 00:14:53,559
Whoa!
317
00:14:53,593 --> 00:14:55,310
Ahh!
318
00:14:55,361 --> 00:14:56,428
Hey, neighbors.
319
00:14:56,446 --> 00:15:00,399
Thought you might like a little company.
320
00:15:00,433 --> 00:15:03,485
If it's to try and buy our
land, the price just went way up
321
00:15:03,536 --> 00:15:06,238
because this place is riddled with gold.
322
00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:09,158
Rudy, he's not here to buy the land.
323
00:15:09,209 --> 00:15:10,242
He's here to steal the gold.
324
00:15:10,276 --> 00:15:12,578
What gold? There's no gold.
325
00:15:12,612 --> 00:15:14,496
Oh, yes, there is.
326
00:15:14,531 --> 00:15:16,415
And it's mine.
327
00:15:16,449 --> 00:15:19,168
(Grunting and groaning)
328
00:15:34,350 --> 00:15:36,268
Come on, boys!
329
00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:41,273
You'll never get our gold.
330
00:15:41,307 --> 00:15:42,641
'Cause it belongs to me.
331
00:15:42,675 --> 00:15:44,476
- Us.
- Whatever.
332
00:15:44,510 --> 00:15:46,228
You can keep your gold.
333
00:15:46,279 --> 00:15:48,513
But you'll be down here with it forever.
334
00:15:48,531 --> 00:15:50,199
No!
335
00:15:55,421 --> 00:15:57,322
Let's go, boys.
336
00:15:57,356 --> 00:15:58,574
Let's get out of here. (Laughing)
337
00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:01,260
He cut the bridge. That was
the only way out of here.
338
00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:02,628
And the gap is too wide.
We'll never clear it.
339
00:16:02,662 --> 00:16:05,197
I can jump it.
340
00:16:05,215 --> 00:16:07,249
I just gotta build up enough speed.
341
00:16:15,592 --> 00:16:19,394
Now, I know you didn't get on TV
or get to meet Sylvester stallion,
342
00:16:19,429 --> 00:16:21,597
but you're definitely going skydiving.
343
00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:24,516
But what about my fear of the airplane?
344
00:16:24,550 --> 00:16:26,485
That's why I got this giant fan.
345
00:16:26,519 --> 00:16:29,655
It'll give you all the
sensation of actual skydiving,
346
00:16:29,689 --> 00:16:31,942
but you'll never go more
than five feet in the air.
347
00:16:32,093 --> 00:16:33,328
You're sure this thing will work?
348
00:16:33,862 --> 00:16:37,780
It's a giant fan I got off the back of my
cousin's swamp boat. What could go wrong?
349
00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:40,332
That makes sense to the Phil.
350
00:16:40,366 --> 00:16:41,533
Turn this bad boy up, bro.
351
00:16:43,236 --> 00:16:44,369
Whirring)
352
00:16:49,408 --> 00:16:50,592
Okay.
353
00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:53,679
Whoa. Whoa.
354
00:16:53,713 --> 00:16:55,631
I'm flying. I'm flying!
355
00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:57,466
Oh, you can go a little higher than that.
356
00:16:57,517 --> 00:16:59,434
Oh... okay! Okay.
357
00:16:59,469 --> 00:17:00,636
Little higher.
358
00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:02,304
Whoa. (Screams)
359
00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:07,359
Ooh... Yeah, I guess that could go wrong.
360
00:17:07,393 --> 00:17:09,361
This is chappy Chapman.
361
00:17:10,647 --> 00:17:13,265
This is chappy Chapman
live at the red carpet
362
00:17:13,283 --> 00:17:14,533
talking to Sylvester stallion.
363
00:17:14,567 --> 00:17:16,368
What is "Crocky II" all about?
364
00:17:16,402 --> 00:17:18,453
(Mumbling) Well, it's
a heart-wrenching tale
365
00:17:18,488 --> 00:17:21,540
about boxing, reptiles, and love.
366
00:17:21,574 --> 00:17:24,243
So I throw a left and right hook.
367
00:17:24,277 --> 00:17:28,446
And a salander... (screaming)
368
00:17:28,464 --> 00:17:30,448
That's not good.
369
00:17:30,466 --> 00:17:31,583
Back to you, Brittney.
370
00:17:31,617 --> 00:17:32,584
What the...
371
00:17:34,420 --> 00:17:38,390
I'm going to throw this pickax with
a rope tied to it across, hookynamite,
372
00:17:38,424 --> 00:17:40,592
pull it over here and yank out the fuse.
373
00:17:43,429 --> 00:17:44,462
You got it.
374
00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:45,547
Okay, come on. Easy easy.
375
00:17:48,268 --> 00:17:49,401
Good good good. Easy easy easy.
376
00:17:49,435 --> 00:17:50,602
Okay.
377
00:17:50,636 --> 00:17:53,522
All I have to do is pull it up,
378
00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:56,525
and... oops. The dynamite
fell into the crevasse.
379
00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:59,244
The fuse was still lit.
We're all gonna die.
380
00:18:00,613 --> 00:18:02,447
Give me the pickaxes.
381
00:18:02,481 --> 00:18:03,665
All right.
382
00:18:03,700 --> 00:18:07,119
I'm going to use these pickaxes to
give us handles so we can swing across.
383
00:18:22,468 --> 00:18:23,468
(Quietly) Oh!
384
00:18:27,307 --> 00:18:28,473
(Groaning)
385
00:18:41,687 --> 00:18:44,206
(Gasps)
386
00:18:45,524 --> 00:18:46,625
I can't reach it.
387
00:18:46,659 --> 00:18:51,496
Well... All right, I'll
swing back. You grab my hand.
388
00:18:51,547 --> 00:18:53,382
That pickax won't hold both of us.
389
00:18:53,416 --> 00:18:55,533
That's a good point.
It was nice knowing you.
390
00:18:55,551 --> 00:18:56,501
Rudy.
391
00:18:58,537 --> 00:19:00,255
All right, fine.
392
00:19:00,306 --> 00:19:01,590
Take my hand.
393
00:19:03,542 --> 00:19:05,143
(Creaking)
394
00:19:05,178 --> 00:19:06,345
(Both groaning)
395
00:19:10,383 --> 00:19:11,400
Jack: Come on, Rudy.
396
00:19:11,434 --> 00:19:12,434
Let's go!
397
00:19:15,271 --> 00:19:17,222
Get down, get down.
398
00:19:17,240 --> 00:19:19,358
She's gonna blow!
399
00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:30,202
She didn't blow.
400
00:19:30,236 --> 00:19:33,205
(Loud explosion)
401
00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:36,475
(Coughing)
402
00:19:38,411 --> 00:19:40,245
She blew.
403
00:19:40,263 --> 00:19:41,596
(Groans)
404
00:19:46,269 --> 00:19:48,387
Oh, yo... it's on again.
405
00:19:48,421 --> 00:19:51,273
And the salamander takes a... (Screaming)
406
00:19:53,393 --> 00:19:54,393
That's not good.
407
00:19:54,427 --> 00:19:55,610
Back to you, brittny.
408
00:19:55,645 --> 00:19:58,447
See, Phil... we crossed all
three things off your list.
409
00:19:58,481 --> 00:20:00,449
You got on TV. You skydived.
410
00:20:00,483 --> 00:20:02,567
Hey... and you met Sylvester Stallion.
411
00:20:02,601 --> 00:20:04,202
Met him?
412
00:20:04,237 --> 00:20:05,570
We rode the ambulance
together to the hospital.
413
00:20:05,604 --> 00:20:07,605
Boy, was he mad at me.
414
00:20:07,623 --> 00:20:11,376
Yeah, the doctor said that's how
you got most of your injuries.
415
00:20:11,411 --> 00:20:12,661
Thank you, Jerry.
416
00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:16,331
Because of you, I'm finally
the man I always wanted to be.
417
00:20:18,451 --> 00:20:19,634
Hey, kids
418
00:20:19,669 --> 00:20:22,687
The magic birthday
princess is here!
419
00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:24,473
Kickin' it with you!
420
00:20:24,507 --> 00:20:26,475
U gui owe yo an apology.
421
00:20:26,509 --> 00:20:28,260
I got pretty crazy back there.
422
00:20:28,294 --> 00:20:29,311
Yeah, we all did.
423
00:20:29,345 --> 00:20:30,628
That gold made us turn on each other.
424
00:20:30,646 --> 00:20:32,431
Maybe it's better that it's gone.
425
00:20:32,482 --> 00:20:33,682
That gold would have changed us.
426
00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:37,269
Yeah... changed us into rich people.
427
00:20:38,321 --> 00:20:40,638
You know what...
428
00:20:40,656 --> 00:20:43,525
let's just promise to never
let greed come between us again.
429
00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:46,528
- Deal?
- Both: Deal.
430
00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:49,531
All: Wasabi.
431
00:20:49,582 --> 00:20:52,334
(Laughter)
432
00:20:52,368 --> 00:20:56,321
A teeny tiny little nugget
of gold fell out of my sleeve.
433
00:20:56,339 --> 00:20:57,539
(Muttering)
434
00:20:57,590 --> 00:20:58,590
How about that?
435
00:20:58,624 --> 00:21:00,592
- Crazy.
- (Murmurs)
436
00:21:01,711 --> 00:21:03,462
Kickin' it with you!
437
00:21:08,050 --> 00:21:10,302
Hey, Rudy, I think we should donate
438
00:21:10,353 --> 00:21:13,638
that one last gold nugget
to a charity in Edna's name.
439
00:21:13,689 --> 00:21:15,757
I kind of went in a different direction.
440
00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:17,392
What do you mean?
441
00:21:21,530 --> 00:21:23,732
That's the third shower I've taken.
442
00:21:23,766 --> 00:21:25,450
I got dust from that mine everywhere.
443
00:21:25,484 --> 00:21:27,319
It was in my hair. It was in my ears.
444
00:21:27,370 --> 00:21:28,570
I think I even swallowed some.
445
00:21:28,604 --> 00:21:29,771
Swallowed some?
446
00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:30,739
(Flatulence)
447
00:21:33,492 --> 00:21:35,377
Yeah, maybe a little bit.
448
00:21:35,427 --> 00:21:39,977
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